Selectively Friendly T-Shirt 64000 This shirt delivers existential dread
$31.00
Description
This shirt delivers existential dread with a wink—because if we’re all just cosmic accidents floating on a rock
it’s a great gift for clever minds
It’s the uniform of the socially tapped-out and intellectually at capacity
no follow-up questions
Ideal for days when your social battery is running on fumes
Selectively Friendly T-Shirt 64000 This shirt delivers existential dreadIts not personalits curated. This funny sarcastic shirt keeps it clean with a simple Selectively Friendly design that says exactly what it needs to without over explaining. Subtle, sharp, and a little self aware, its the perfect way to set expectations while keeping things low key. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable fabric, this witty t shirt is built for everyday wear when your energy is reserved for the right people only. Easy to style, easy to
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