Christina the Astonishing AUSTRALIANA Would you rather keep your

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Christina the Astonishing AUSTRALIANA Would you rather keep yourCHRISTINA FALCONE IS A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD EIGHTH GRADER at Precious Blood Junior High. She is growing up pazza according to her Italian immigrant mother, Rita, who curses a country that poisons children with chocolate milk and singing mice on television. The nuns at Precious Blood are giving Christina nightmares and facial tics with their daily descriptions of torture and martyrdom. All she wanted as a fourth grader was to become a saint so she could