This Shirt Won't Hang Itself and Neither Did Epstein Size:XL Eagles & Liberal Tears—because we

Eagles & Liberal Tears—because we all know those liberal tears go down real smooth

” this shirt is for you

Sizes for patriots of all shapes and sizes

Featuring our stick-figure tribute to the world's most efficient work dynamic

this hat comes with a scannable QR code that leads directly to the FUCK YOU lander page

This Shirt Won't Hang Itself and Neither Did Epstein Size:XL Eagles & Liberal Tears—because weLets be honest this shirt is doing what the media wouldnt. Bold? Yep. Controversial? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely. Whether youre just here for the conspiracy theories or you just want to trigger your coworker Dave at the office BBQ, this tee is for you. Printed on 100% cotton that definitely didnt kill itself. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And try not to get Clintoned.