A Very British Christmas Author Surname:Temple He doesn't know why he's

He doesn't know why he's a quilt

all four bodies are missing

The writer's weird vision mixes brilliantly with the trappings of earlier Gothic horror to form innovative mosaics of frightful fiction that will long haunt the reader's subconscious

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A Very British Christmas Author Surname:Temple He doesn't know why he'sFrom the forensic science that is gift giving 'but what does this really convey about me as a person?' to who sits where at the dining table, the nuances between a roast chicken and roast turkey, and how Boxing Day was probably invented so that people could finish games of Monopoly (if you are, that is, still talking to each other by that point), 'A Very British Christmas' is a wryly hilarious celebration of unbearably awkward Britishness at the most