400ml Water Bottle showing "I'm retired...pain in the ass" 400ml Standing at approximately a mighty

Standing at approximately a mighty 80mm high and 86mm diameter this mug is the one to have by the camp fire

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 meters"

"I don't have a bad temper Just a quick reaction to"

Bonus is that it will also keep your drink cold in the summer for 24 hours

This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined

400ml Water Bottle showing "I'm retired...pain in the ass" 400ml Standing at approximately a mighty"I'm retired but I still work full time as a pain in the ass." This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. The water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at approximately 180mm