Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL White retro marquee text reading

White retro marquee text reading "LET’S ALL GO TO THE UPSIDE DOWN" above a red and teal scene of a kid on a bicycle on a road with a house

you’ve gone pro

The shirt you need for every family gathering where someone asks when you’re having kids

You spent 4 on artisanal goat cheese at the farmers market and called it a personality

And the people who disagree are boring and wrong

Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL White retro marquee text readingIts about boats. Obviously. Definitely about boats. Keep your oars clean and your mind out of the gutter. Or dont. Your call. The Details: Teal text reading "Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar" with a teal illustration of a pin up mermaid on a beach between two palm trees. Nautical double entendre humor in a single color vintage beach print style. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit