The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Long Sleeve Tee Size:XL Some people need three glasses

Some people need three glasses of wine and a Hallmark movie to feel festive

above bold red western-style "Pussy Power" lettering

Your Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year

in green and red ink

White text reading "WHERE THE TREETOPS GLISTEN AND CHILDREN LISTEN TO NOTHING" with white pine tree silhouettes and a mountain landscape

The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Long Sleeve Tee Size:XL Some people need three glassesYou dont break hearts. You collect them in a jar on your nightstand next to your emotional baggage and a half empty bottle of wine. The tarot reader didnt even flip a card. She just looked at you and said "yeah, I already know." The Details: A white tarot card frame featuring a skeleton grim reaper in a cowboy hat holding a scythe and wine glass, with a crescent moon bearing a skull face, stars, flowers, and wildflowers. Text at bottom reads "THE