Better Not Pout Hoodie Size:L a smiling black cat illustration

a smiling black cat illustration sits curled up with a retro rainbow arc in pink

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Black distressed bold serif text reading "BETTER LUCK" with "NEXT TIME" beneath it

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Better Not Pout Hoodie Size:L a smiling black cat illustrationYouve been told to smile more by men who contribute nothing to your life. Now imagine the audacity of a man in a velvet suit saying it. This is your energy check for the holidays. Pout if you want. He doesnt pay your bills. The Details: Vintage pin up style illustration in a red Santa themed outfit with retro red "BETTER NOT POUT" lettering in a classic holiday script. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color